{"product_id":"haere-ra-then-didn-t-even-like-you-anyway-greeting-card","title":"Haere rā then. Didn’t even like you anyway Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHaere rā then. Didn’t even like you anyway. (jokes, please don't ditch us)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA lighthearted farewell jab masked with affection for that mate, co-worker or family member you’ve enjoyed annoying just a tad too much over the years. Give them a chuckle (and maybe a tiny guilt trip) as they ditch you for greener grass. Deep down they'll know it's just your way of saying, \"You'll be missed, you egg\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eWhakatoi\u003c\/strong\u003e greeting card collection is designed for those who appreciate a good dose of Māori humour, which is distinctly cheeky, witty, savage, smutty, and unapologetically satirical. These bold and playful cards offer an alternative to overly cliché and generic options to reflect this unique sense of humour shared by close friends and whānau.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePrinted in Aotearoa on high-quality matte paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBlank inside, allowing room for you to write your personalised cheeky message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecycled kraft envelope included (made in Aotearoa)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e105mm x 148mm (A6)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note that the colours shown on your screen may vary slightly from the printed colour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Maimoa Creative","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45701533466881,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/3835\/9553\/files\/MCGTWT002-1.webp?v=1730156754","url":"https:\/\/tahunaflora.co.nz\/products\/haere-ra-then-didn-t-even-like-you-anyway-greeting-card","provider":"Tahuna Flora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}