{"product_id":"you-had-me-at-kia-ora-greeting-card","title":"'You had me at kia ora' Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou had me at kia ora...but almost lost me with your blaaardy snoring.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis cheeky card throws a playful jab at the symphony of snores you've endured, perfect for showing your affectionate tolerance to that lovable, yet blaaardy loud, snorer in your life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e-\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eWhakatoi\u003c\/strong\u003e greeting card collection is designed for those who appreciate a good dose of Māori humour, which is distinctly cheeky, witty, savage, smutty, and unapologetically satirical. These bold and playful cards offer an alternative to overly cliché and generic options to reflect this unique sense of humour shared by close friends and whānau.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePrinted in Aotearoa on high-quality matte paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBlank inside, allowing room for you to write your personalised cheeky message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecycled kraft envelope included (made in Aotearoa)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e105mm x 148mm (A6)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note that the colours shown on your screen may vary slightly from the printed colour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tahuna Flora","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50156466569473,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/3835\/9553\/files\/Screenshot2026-08-05at1.27.21PM.png?v=1785893287","url":"https:\/\/tahunaflora.co.nz\/products\/you-had-me-at-kia-ora-greeting-card","provider":"Tahuna Flora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}